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[Quill] Okay. The good news is,
we saved the shrunken Kree home world,
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which is expanding back
to its normal size.
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[alarm blaring] The bad news...
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[computer] Self-destruct
in two minutes.
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Is fairly self-explanatory.
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This is it, everyone. [Clicks]
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Peter, wait.
Did you see that mirror
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in the weapons vault?
You mind, Gamora?
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I'm trying to spend my
final moments in this galaxy
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with some mid-'70s
one-hit wonders.
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They might not have to
be your final moments.
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That mirror is called
the Black Vortex.
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Thanos said it was an
indestructible prison.
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Drax approves of indestructible.
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Yeah, well,
Rocket don't approve of no prison.
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I am Groot.
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Good point, bud.
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Ain't a prison in the
galaxy I can't escape.
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The thing is, this prison
isn't exactly in the galaxy.
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[alarm continues blaring]
[Quill] I don't know, Gamora.
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This thing looks,
like, super evil.
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Self-destruct in 15 seconds.
Who am I to judge?
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Everyone hold hands so
we don't get separated.
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I am Groot!
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[yelling]
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[yelling]
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[birds twittering]
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[twittering] [yawns]
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Wha... Where am I?
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[bird twittering]
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[animals chittering softly]
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[twittering]
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Good morning, Princess Gamora.
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[screams]
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[animals clamoring]
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Aah! Oh, the horror!
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[sighs]
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[birds twittering]
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[yells]
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Don't be scared,
Princess Gamora.
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It's just us friendly
woodland critters.
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You can talk?
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Of course I can.
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Every-birdie here can talk.
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[birds twittering]
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Huh?
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Ugh!
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Groot. Quill!
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A quill, like a feather?
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[gasps] If you need a
feather, Princess,
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you can have one of mine!
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But what's a "Gwoot"? [Giggles]
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Groot and Quill are
two of my friends.
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They were with me
just a minute ago.
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There's no-bunny here but us.
[giggling]
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[gasps] My comm link!
And my blade! Where are they?
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Golly, I haven't seen anything
like that around here.
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Have you, Lopsy? Uh-uh.
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I need my gear to find my
friends, so whatever game
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you weird creatures are playing,
I don't have time for it.
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Go on! Shoo!
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[animals clamoring]
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[whimpering]
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[sighs] We're sorry, Princess.
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Don't be upset.
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Yeah. Bad things happen when
you're not happy, Princess.
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You wouldn't like
me when I'm sad.
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I know what will perk you up.
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Every-birdie knows
you can't go wrong
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when you start your
day out with a song!
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[animals] ? Oh,
it's time to sing the... ?
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No singing, please!
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[animals groan]
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Look,
I'm not whoever you think I am.
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I'm not a princess,
and I definitely do not sing.
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Well, of course you're a
princess, silly.
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Your father Thanos
ruled a whole planet!
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Plus you've got a
wicked stepsister.
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And such beautiful flowing hair.
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Really?
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No! I don't have time for this.
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[animals groan]
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You're trying to distract me.
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I have to find my gear so
I can look for my friends.
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Maybe if you cleaned
the place up,
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you'll find what you're looking
for, Princess.
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I don't clean up after people.
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I save the galaxy,
and people clean up after me!
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Oh, you'll never find your
things with that attitude.
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Come on, Princess!
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Ugh! Fine.
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?? [animals whistling]
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[groans]
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? It's time to sing
the whistling song ?
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? The whistling song,
the whistling song ?
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? When we all pitch in,
it won't take long ? [groans]
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? If we sing the
whistling song ?
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[Gamora approaching]
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[animals] ? It's time to
sing the whistling song ?
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? The whistling song,
the whistling song ?
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? When we all pitch in,
it won't take long ?
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? If we sing the
whistling song ?
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Why is there so much talk of
whistling in a song that's all sung?
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Don't question it. Just sing.
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You sing to pass the time
while you're working.
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And you work to give
you something to do
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while you're singing! [Groans]
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? It's time to sing
the whistling song ?
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? The whistling song,
the whistling song ?
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? When we all pitch in,
it won't take long ?
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? If we sing the
whistling song ?
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I just cleaned that.
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And now you get to clean it again.
Hooray!
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? It's time to sing
the whistling song ?
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[groans, huffs] ? The whistling
song, the whistling song ?
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? When we all pitch in,
it won't take long ? [gasps]
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? If we sing the whistling
song ? [evil chuckle]
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[radio static] Hmm?
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Huh?
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[gasps] Mmm!
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Ooh, look what I found.
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You vermin stole my comm link!
[shatters]
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[comm link chirps] Quill!
Rocket!
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Can anyone read me?
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[static over comm link]
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Where's my blade? [Whimpering]
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Uh, I don't know. [Chuckles]
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Maybe if we finish dusting
the armoire... [squeaks]
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I've done enough cleaning.
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Blade or no blade,
I'm getting out of here.
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A princess can't go
out dressed like that.
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[groans]
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A princess can dress any
way she krutacking pleases.
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But I'm not that
kind of princess!
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Come on, Princess!
[chatter, laughter]
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[Gamora grunts]
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I said no!
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[animals gasp]
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But... But we worked
all night on that dress.
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[crying]
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Stop that. Stop crying.
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[crying]
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I told ya you wouldn't
like me when I'm sad.
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[crying] [electricity crackling]
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[yelling]
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[growling]
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[grunts] Aw, flarg.
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[roaring]
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[animals roaring]
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Look, I don't want to hurt you.
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They're not real.
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They're not real!
[yells] [screeching]
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[grunting]
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[screeching]
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[grunts]
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[growling]
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How many of those
things are there?
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[evil bleating]
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[hisses]
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[hissing] [screeching]
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[yells]
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[yelling]
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[angry chittering]
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[snarling]
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Yes!
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Every-bunny, meet the most
dangerous princess in the galaxy.
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[screeching, growling]
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[growling]
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[grunts]
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[yells]
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Aaahhh!
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[angry hissing, chittering]
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[animals growling]
[owl screeches]
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[clamoring]
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[yells]
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[squeaks]
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[yells]
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Well, that was... sparkly.
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But I've got friends to find.
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?? [whistling the
whistling song tune]
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What is this place?
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And why am I so uncomfortable?
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What sinister horror is this?
Drax does not wear sweaters!
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And what has happened
to Groot and the others?
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And why do I persist
in talking to myself?
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[man] A hero?
Don't make me laugh!
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Mark my words,
Drax-Man is up to no good,
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or my name's not J. Jonah J'Son!
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Yeah? Well, same to you... Mom!
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[ringer bell on phone dings]
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Drax!
Where's my Drax-Man photos?
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"Drax-Man"?
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Yeah. Drax-Man.
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You know, the elusive,
costumed vigilante
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who sells my papers
and pays your rent.
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I want fresh, new, incriminating
photos of that bare-chested menace
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on my desk by 4:00!
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That angry man resembles
Quill's father,
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but that is not possible, for J'Son
of Spartax does not have gray hair.
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Also, he is not alive.
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Hmm. I suspect that I
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am actually the costumed adventurer
Drax-Man. [Narrator] No one suspects
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that mild-mannered
photographer Drax is actually
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the costumed adventurer Drax-Man.
Who said that?
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The mystery of his
amazing double-identity
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was revealed in issue number 32,
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"The Secret Origin of
Drax-Man!" [squawks]
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I was just in an office.
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How did I come to
be in this vehicle?
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Real estate agent/saxophone
enthusiast Arthur Douglas
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was driving home to Burbank
from a concert in Las Vegas.
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I do not recall this. Nor do I know
the meaning of half of those words.
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Suddenly,
an alien spacecraft appeared,
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piloted by the Mad Titan Thanos.
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[growls]
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Thanos attacked...
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destroying the vehicle,
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[evil laughter] laughing
evilly the whole time.
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[evil laughter]
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Although he was thrown
clear of the explosion,
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Douglas was badly
injured and barely alive.
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This never happened.
Stop breaking the fourth wall.
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I see no wall to break
here, let alone four walls.
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[groans]
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As I was saying,
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his astral form was pulled
from his physical body
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and instantly transported
across the galaxy.
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This story seems extremely
far-fetched and confusing.
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The Eternal Being Kronos gave
Douglas a powerful new body,
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transforming him into the
living weapon of vengeance
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known as Drax-Man.
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[yells, grunts]
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How did I get back here?
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And why do I feel a tingling sensation?
Why is the world all blurry?
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Without warning,
Drax-Man's Drax-sense starts tingling,
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alerting him that an innocent life
is in danger somewhere nearby.
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Ah, that would explain it.
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[gasps]
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Drax-Man!
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00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,862
Drax-Man is in the building!
Somebody get a camera!
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Don't just stand there, Drax!
Drax-Man is in the building!
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Go get me those photos!
Do I have to do everything myself?
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Drax-Man. Great Caesar's ghost,
he appeared out of thin air.
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Security! Security!
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Security!
For crying out loud, Drax!
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Drax-Man shows up here twice,
and you don't get a single picture?
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You're fired! [Echoing]
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Suddenly remembering that
someone is still in danger,
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Drax ducks into a supply closet.
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00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:03,067
Uh, Drax ducks into
a supply closet.
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For a disembodied voice,
you are very demanding.
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Without a moment to spare,
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Drax transforms into the
incredible Drax-Man...
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[sniffs]
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And springs into action.
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Too late. Drax-Man remembers
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that he cannot fly.
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[clattering]
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[groans] [car alarm blaring]
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00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,131
You could've mentioned
that earlier.
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[woman] Help!
Someone, please, help!
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00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:41,472
Give it up, lady.
This is a robbery, not a tug o' war.
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[grunts, groans]
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00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:45,910
Oh, thank you, Drax-Man!
265
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,914
You're a genuine hero, no matter what J.
Jonah J'Son says.
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00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:54,118
Justice served, Drax-Man basks
in the adulation [fans cheering]
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Of his grateful but
hastily drawn fans.
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[cheering, shouting]
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This feels pleasant
and very appropriate.
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[Gamora on comm link]
Drax, is that you?
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Gamora, I can barely hear you.
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00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,135
I can't reach the others.
Something is blocking our comms.
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[narrator] Unknown to Drax-Man,
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Gamora is secretly
his arch-nemesis.
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00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,342
Every word she said
to him was a lie.
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[handcuffs clink] Not true.
Gamora is my friend.
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Drax only believes
Gamora is his friend
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because his memory was erased
back in issue number 219.
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I do not remember that!
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00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,654
What did I just say?
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[Gamora] Drax, listen.
You're in danger.
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Wherever you are,
get out of there!
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[narrator] Is exactly the sort
of thing a lying arch-nemesis
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would tell our noble hero.
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00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,233
Gamora, I do not understand.
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00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,868
[Gamora] Run!
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That I understand.
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[thud]
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00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,989
Ah, this must be the fourth
wall you mentioned earlier,
290
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,824
and yet Drax did not break it.
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00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,828
[narrator] Tricked by his
sinister arch-nemesis Gamora,
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00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,932
Drax-Man is trapped
and faces certain doom.
293
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:18,302
It appears this fourth wall
is about to break Drax!
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00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:26,210
Drax will break the fourth wall
before the fourth wall breaks Drax!
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00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,582
[narrator] Desperate
to escape his fate,
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Drax-Man lands himself
in even deeper jeopardy.
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00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,021
He's part of a
balanced breakfast.
298
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,291
But can Drax-Man stay crunchy?
299
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,793
But Drax does not
wish to stay crunchy.
300
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,962
This does not even make sense.
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[roars]
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[Gamora on comm link]
Drax, where are you?
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00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,537
I am facing down a
very flimsy monster...
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00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,839
[roars]
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00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,177
A child with poor eyesight...
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00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,117
and a puny bookseller.
307
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,885
[machinery whirring]
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00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,455
This place is becoming
very irritating.
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00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,224
[Gamora] Easy, Drax.
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00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,560
We have to find a way out of...
wherever you are.
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00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,863
Tell me what you see.
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00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,967
The machine is printing up
copies of a common thief
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00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,635
I defeated earlier.
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00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,337
[narrator] That's
no common thief.
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00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,139
It's the duplicate desperado
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00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,674
known as Print-Press Paul.
317
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,276
That is a terrible name.
318
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:36,847
Oh, like "Drax-Man" is so great?
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00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,950
[yelling] [sneers]
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00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:44,355
Get him, boys!
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00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,363
[grunts]
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00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,500
Yes! [Charging yell]
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00:18:56,535 --> 00:19:00,571
Drax shall fold, spindle,
and staple all who oppose him!
324
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:06,043
But no matter how
many Drax-Man defeats,
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00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,212
the printing press
keeps printing more.
326
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,047
That does not seem fair.
327
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:15,319
Your villainous machine
cannot print without ink.
328
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,387
[grunts] Aah!
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00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,991
[all whimpering]
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00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,561
I'm melting!
331
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,463
[all yelling]
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00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,299
What a world!
333
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,201
Ha! I have beaten you
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00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,904
at your own game,
colorful miscreants.
335
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,709
It is possible I did not
think this through carefully.
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00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,679
[all yell]
337
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,383
The branch! [Whimpering]
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00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:49,320
[Gamora] Drax?
Drax, what's happening now? [grunts]
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00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,723
Drax is defeating his foes...
with the power of art!
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00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,525
[narrator] As the
ink level rises,
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00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:59,196
the all-consuming deluge
splashes onto Drax-Man.
342
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,932
Your clever words cannot
defeat Drax the Inker,
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00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:05,336
for the pen is mightier
than the sword!
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00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,539
[laughing] [Gamora] Wait, Drax.
Was that a metaphor?
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00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,841
[narrator] Drax is
safe for the moment,
346
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,244
but the rising ink
carries him ever closer
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00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:16,046
to the razor-sharp high-speed
fans in the ceiling.
348
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:19,984
Uh, what's that supposed to be?
It is a blaster.
349
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,355
Hey, Picasso,
don't quit your day job.
350
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,523
You will not defeat
me, disembodied voice.
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00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,525
I will use this magical branch
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00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,262
to paint something that
will silence you for good.
353
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,375
[Gamora] Drax,
did you say you have a magical branch
354
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,399
that can paint
anything you want?
355
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:38,302
Yes. But I cannot seem to
paint a serviceable weapon.
356
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:41,905
Then don't paint a weapon.
Paint a door and get out of there!
357
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,907
I would've thought of
that, eventually.
358
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:47,311
[narrator] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Drax. Drax. Drax-Man. Buddy.
359
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,113
Doesn't have to end like this.
360
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:52,583
If you stay here,
this world could be your plaything.
361
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:56,320
Think about it.
Why would you leave a world
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00:20:56,355 --> 00:21:00,224
where you can paint
anything your heart desires?
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00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,960
What my heart desires
is my friends,
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00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,262
and a way out of this
unpleasant place.
365
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:08,966
So I will be leaving now,
and doing my own narration.
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00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,036
[paint squelching]
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00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:19,277
[yells]
368
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,816
[Drax narrating] And so, Drax the Inker
defeats the annoying disembodied voice,
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00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:30,487
takes control of his destiny,
and sets off for new adventures.
370
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,390
To be continued.